You could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
― You’re so last summer (via rejoyces)

(Source: suffocatxd)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)

valkeree:

I really want to talk to you cause I think you’re the coolest person I’ve met to date but I don’t want to annoy/creep you out/bother you: The autobiography

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns)

If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
― Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

(Source: unclehoran)

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